1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,404 Previously on Family matters... 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:04,805 * I got a date with laura * 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,440 * I got a date with laura * 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,908 * I got a date with laura * 5 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:09,410 * I got a date with laura * 6 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,412 That date Will never happen 7 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:16,084 Or my name isn't Myra boutros boutros Monkhouse. 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:19,620 Myra, we broke up. We're history. 9 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:23,857 Maybe you'll change your mind After you see...This! 10 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,093 Oh! 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,199 Oh, my. 12 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,468 When I saw you Kissing myra, I felt... 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,137 Well, I felt A little jealous. 14 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,905 So you're saying You'll still Go out with me? 15 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,006 You bet. 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:42,343 This isn't over yet, Missy. 17 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,786 Ooh. 18 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,322 Oh! 19 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,790 Uh-huh. 20 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,026 Hey, steve. 21 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,794 Oh! Hey, my lovely. 22 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:04,031 And what lucky store Had the pleasure of Your company today? 23 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:04,932 Spoo's. 24 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,467 Ooh. 25 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,369 I bought A new dress for our Date tomorrow night. 26 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,538 Oh, really? Can I see it? Can I see it? 27 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,673 No. I want it To be a surprise. 28 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,908 You'll see the dress When you pick me up. 29 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,177 Uh-uh-uh. 30 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:19,079 I have taken the liberty Of compiling a list 31 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,949 Of 74 things we can do After dinner. 32 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,752 I have written Every possible thing 33 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,954 Two people can do On a date. 34 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,722 Well, we could Go dancing. 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,025 75. 36 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,228 Or we could go For a nice walk. 37 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:36,964 76. 38 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:40,501 Or we could find Someplace quiet And sit and talk. 39 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,803 How do you come up With this stuff? 40 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,481 [humming] 41 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,415 Hey! 42 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,484 It's my favorite Guy--big guy. 43 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,818 Hey, steve. 44 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:58,919 Stop that. 45 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,554 Stop...Stop! 46 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,024 Sorry. 47 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,259 I'm just A little giddy. 48 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,261 Tonight is my big Date with laura. 49 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,629 Oh. Heh. Heh... 50 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:11,999 Ha ha ha ha ha... 51 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,133 Excuse me. 52 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,368 For a moment there I thought you said 53 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,570 You actually had A date with laura. 54 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,439 Well... 55 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,940 I do... 56 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,109 Have a date With laura. 57 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,677 Wait a minute. 58 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,779 Aren't you going Steady with myra? 59 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:26,814 Nope. 60 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,848 We broke up. 61 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:31,252 Now I'm as free As a bird. 62 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,786 Well, steve, 63 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:36,790 You better make sure That it's completely Over with myra. 64 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,692 You know, I was going steady With another woman 65 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,761 When I met harriette. 66 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,763 Really? Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,597 Her name Was georgia. 68 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,867 Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh, Hi, harriette! 69 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,803 How are you, Harriette? 70 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,114 It's okay, steve. 71 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,450 Harriette knows All about it. 72 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,784 Don't you, Sweetheart? 73 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,353 That's right. 74 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,120 What are we talking About, dear? 75 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,456 Oh. Uh, I was Telling steve 76 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,523 About how I was Going steady 77 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,124 With georgia When I met you. 78 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,793 Oh. Her. 79 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:17,798 So you dumped Another woman For harriette? 80 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,832 Yep. 81 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,303 I was this close to Proposing to georgia. 82 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,806 But when I saw harriette, 83 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,942 I knew that she was The only woman for me. 84 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,311 Right, baby? 85 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:35,749 Georgia had thick ankles And an overbite. 86 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,652 So you broke up With georgia, right? 87 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,120 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 88 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,155 She was very upset At first. 89 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,824 But years later... 90 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,327 She broke my windshield With a brick. 91 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,867 Well, well, well. 92 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:57,638 Stevie's Made it here In record time. 93 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,006 [knocking] 94 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,341 Just a minute! 95 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:16,557 Oh...Steven. What a nice surprise. 96 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,492 Surprise? 97 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,028 You called me And ordered me To come over here. 98 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,332 Oh, yeah. 99 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,900 Well, I was wondering-- 100 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:27,801 Want to elope? 101 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,703 Myra, please. 102 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,140 I know. I know it's laura You really want. 103 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:37,044 But let me ask you One simple question. 104 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,613 What proof do you have 105 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,383 That laura's Really a woman? 106 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,419 Myra! 107 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,887 I'm not sayin'. 108 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,856 I'm just sayin'. 109 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,826 Mitzi: myra! 110 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,763 Hurry! Grandma's stuck In her girdle! 111 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,231 Again?! 112 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,767 I'll bring The cold cream. 113 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,536 I'll be right back. 114 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,208 Oh... 115 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,344 Poor myra. 116 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,880 It's gonna be expensive To redecorate. 117 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,016 Ahh... 118 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:21,321 Hmm. I wonder What this does. 119 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,594 What the-- 120 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,729 Stevie's glasses cam? 121 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:33,100 What in the name of G. Gordon liddy is this? 122 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,704 Oh! Myra's been Spying on me! 123 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:22,983 Boy, granny shot Out of that girdle Like a bottle rocket. 124 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,552 Oops. 125 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,286 Don't you oops me. 126 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,989 Myra, do you have An explanation for this? 127 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,959 Who put that there? 128 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,594 You've been spying on me. 129 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,630 Only for a month. 130 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:40,434 Myra, you put A surveillance camera In my eyeglasses. 131 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,836 How could you Stoop so low? 132 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,372 I had every right To do that. 133 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,107 You had no right Whatsoever. 134 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,375 Oh. 135 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,710 Then sorry. 136 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,615 That does it, myra. 137 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,684 For the last time, It's over. 138 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,287 You are not to Write me, call me, Fax me, anything me. 139 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,490 Is that clear? 140 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,526 Want to see A movie tonight? 141 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,729 Aaaah! 142 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:13,100 My treat. 143 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,545 Here's to A romantic evening 144 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,748 With the most Beautiful woman In the world. 145 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:35,889 Ha ha. 146 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,191 Well, is, uh, Something wrong? 147 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:41,061 I keep thinking about That woman you were seeing 148 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,696 When I met you. 149 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,332 Who, georgia? 150 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,934 Yeah. Her. 151 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,738 I never realized until You mentioned it today 152 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,675 That you actually intended To propose to her. 153 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,715 Ancient history, babe. 154 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:05,953 That was then, This is now. 155 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,320 Well... 156 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:10,558 Now I want to Talk about then. 157 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,662 Alright. What about it? 158 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,363 Well, I'm curious. 159 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,132 Did you ever Buy her a ring? 160 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,405 Well, uh, heh heh... 161 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,640 Might have. 162 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,410 Carl... 163 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,880 Is it the same ring You gave me? 164 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,651 What kind of Question is that? 165 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,287 One that needs An answer. 166 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,989 What was The question again? 167 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,290 Carl. 168 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,692 Harriette, 169 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,960 Even if it was The same ring, 170 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,796 What difference Would it make? 171 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,064 I mean, It's yours now, 172 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,099 And it's been yours 173 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:56,570 For the last 25 gloriously Happy years. 174 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,706 So it's the same ring? 175 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,577 Technically, yes. 176 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,478 Yes. 177 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,747 It is The same ring, 178 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,383 But in actuality, It's your ring. 179 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,653 I see. 180 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,023 "All my love..." 181 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:22,162 All these years I thought those words Were meant for me. 182 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,499 And now I find out They were meant For somebody else. 183 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,468 W-w-w-w-well, They were, 184 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,638 But not now. 185 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,406 Oh, come on. 186 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:38,946 Carl, this ring Used to make me Feel so special. 187 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:43,216 But now that I know It was never Intended for me... 188 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,219 I can't keep it. 189 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,021 Harr-- 190 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,623 Harriette-- 191 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,792 Well, I got wine... 192 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,505 Hey, daddy. 193 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,740 Hey, sweetheart. 194 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,845 Oh. You and mama Had a fight? 195 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,148 How'd you know? 196 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,451 Well, the only time You iron is when Mama's mad at you. 197 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,087 Well, she's not Mad at me. 198 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,554 It's worse. 199 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,390 She's disappointed in me. 200 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,225 Ouch. 201 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,326 The "D" word. 202 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,497 Laura, let me bounce Something off of you. 203 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:35,402 Let's say your boyfriend Gives you a nice Piece of jewelry, 204 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,105 And it happens To be a guy that You really love. 205 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,308 Well, of course I love him. He gave me jewelry. 206 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,912 Yeah, but years later... 207 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,848 Years and years and years And years later, 208 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,250 You find out that he... 209 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,419 Well, intended it For another girl. 210 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,453 How would you feel? 211 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,657 Hmm. Hurt, upset, disappointed? 212 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,393 Wh-what is it? Is it a girl thing? 213 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:04,564 Daddy, what second-hand Jewelry did you give ma? 214 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,067 A watch, a bracelet? 215 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,637 Well, it might Have been sort of Kind of like a... 216 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,005 Engagement ring. 217 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,475 You are going to be ironing For a long time. 218 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:20,613 W-w-w-why are women So sentimental about These things? 219 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,416 On behalf of all women Everywhere, 220 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,085 Excuse me? 221 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,021 Well, laura... 222 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,958 This ring, to me, Is a symbol. 223 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,593 A symbol of my love For your mother. 224 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:38,265 And I felt nothing But love when I Presented it to her. 225 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,132 Heh. 226 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,333 Dad, let me Ask you a question. 227 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,434 Sure. 228 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,603 Do you remember the day You bought that ring? 229 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,305 You bet I do. 230 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:49,676 It was A rainy saturday In may, 1972, 231 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,279 And I had Just finished Trimming my afro. 232 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,816 Alright. 233 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,018 And when you picked out That diamond, 234 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,854 Did you have a picture In your mind the smile It would bring? 235 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,589 Well, of course. 236 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,824 Now, tell me... 237 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,326 Whose face was that smile Attached to? 238 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,935 Oh, I'm gonna be ironing For a long time. 239 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,948 Steve, 240 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,017 You look very Handsome tonight. 241 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,922 Thank you, laura. 242 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:39,459 I'm wearing my new Italian designer Suit from a.M.S. 243 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,693 A.M.S.? 244 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,096 Yeah-- 'at's-a my suit. 245 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,436 Laura, you look So beautiful. 246 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,871 Thank you, steve. 247 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,740 I'd say you look as pretty As a picture but... 248 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:58,111 I've never seen A picture quite that pretty. 249 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,181 Well, you're layin' it on a Little thick but keep it comin'. 250 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,357 Shall we look at our menus? 251 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,825 Oh, sure. 252 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,526 If you tell me What you like, 253 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,995 I'll order it For you. 254 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,529 Well, why Would I do that? 255 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,800 Because sometimes Fancy, cool guys order For they womens. 256 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,943 Well, not this womens. 257 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,412 Duly noted. 258 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,849 Hmm...Let's see. 259 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,017 What looks good To you? 260 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,852 I don't know. Something light. 261 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,820 I want to save room For dessert. 262 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,389 What's that gonna be? 263 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,957 Your lips. 264 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,504 Excuse me, kind sir, 265 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,006 But do you Take requests? 266 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,807 Certainly. Anything but rap. 267 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,409 Oh. 268 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,612 Got that? Okay. 269 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,250 [ting ting] 270 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,851 May I have Your attention, Everybody? 271 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,420 Your attention, Please. 272 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:19,792 This lovely Lady and I met In kindergarten. 273 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,661 Miss austendorf's Class, 274 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,065 September 3, 1981. 275 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,435 I've loved Laura winslow Ever since. 276 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,203 So if You don't mind, 277 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:34,041 Tonight I'd like To sing her Our song. 278 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,111 We have a song? 279 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,212 [snap] 280 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,981 *** 281 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,621 * if you're happy And you know it, Clap your hands * 282 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,458 * if you're happy And you know it, Clap your hands * 283 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,160 * if you're happy And you know it * 284 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,694 * and ya really Want to show it * 285 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,730 * if you're happy And you know it, Clap your hands * 286 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,667 * if you're happy And you know it, Stomp your feet * 287 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,636 * if you're happy And you know it, Stomp your feet-- * 288 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,606 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 289 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,046 This is amore's, 290 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,215 Not a karaoke bar. 291 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,462 Well... 292 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,465 That was a hoot. 293 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,702 I'm going to Go freshen up. 294 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,543 Hi, guys. 295 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,082 Oh, my god... Oh, my god... 296 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,551 What? 297 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,825 Myra... 298 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,093 What are you Doing here, 299 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,029 And why are you Dressed like laura? 300 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,131 Because You love her. 301 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,999 I can Walk like laura, Talk like laura, 302 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,835 I can even Dress like laura. 303 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,638 Now Will you love me? 304 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,174 You have truly Snapped your cap, woman. 305 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,875 Book yourself The presidential suite 306 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,711 At the rubber Ramada, baby. 307 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:19,712 Steve, calm down. 308 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,748 Calm down? But look at her. 309 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,017 First she threatens me With legal action, 310 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,752 Then she spies on me With a hidden camera, 311 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,820 And now this! 312 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,356 Steve, just relax. 313 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,625 Uh, have A breadstick. 314 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,101 Myra, now, I know You're in pain, 315 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,370 But you've got to Let steve go. 316 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,272 Well, I can't. 317 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,740 My life will be Empty without him. 318 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,210 You know, if you Had told me that A year ago, 319 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,445 I would have said You were nuts. 320 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,047 But now I see What you mean. 321 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,015 Steve has a way of Getting under your skin. 322 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,356 You know what's Awful, laura? 323 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,391 What? 324 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,393 He loves you the way I love him. 325 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,628 You see, that's The whole point, myra. 326 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,599 You deserve somebody Who's gonna love you The same way. 327 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,434 Thank you, laura. 328 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,002 You know... 329 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,472 You're not the selfish, Cold-hearted yuppie hag I thought you were. 330 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,709 How sweet. 331 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,381 Here. I want you To have this. 332 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,316 Why? 333 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,583 Well, it's A peace offering, 334 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,619 A way for you and I To bury the hatchet. 335 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,753 Myra I cannot take-- 336 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,022 Please? 337 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,758 Really. I want you To have it, okay? 338 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,994 Well, alright. 339 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,896 Thank you. 340 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,432 Well, um... 341 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,669 I guess I'll let You two lovebirds Alone now. 342 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,173 Goodbye, steven. 343 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,576 Goodbye, myra. 344 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,011 Please don't ever Forget me, okay? 345 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,814 Well, no danger Of that. 346 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,261 Was that frightening Or what? 347 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,366 She lost the love Of her life. 348 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,801 I really feel Bad for her. 349 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,270 Laura, I'm sorry. 350 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,505 I wanted this day To be so perfect, 351 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,475 But because of me, It ended up a disaster. 352 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,743 Oh, steve, relax. It's still early. 353 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,713 I'm sure the rest Of the date will be Just perfect. 354 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,182 There she is, Officer! 355 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,151 That's the hussy Who stole my watch! 356 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,189 [arguing] 357 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,072 Uh... 358 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,374 Hi, sweetheart. 359 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,578 Harriette, can I Have a moment of Your time, please? 360 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,449 What is it, carl? 361 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,150 Well, aren't you gonna Even ask why 362 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,752 I'm standin' up here in a tux? 363 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,688 I figured you were Posing for a wedding cake. 364 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,260 Cute, harriette. 365 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:24,331 But the reason I'm dressed This way is because 366 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,499 It's a very special occasion. 367 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,701 Harriette, would you Please take a seat? 368 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,981 Sweetheart... 369 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,751 You were right About the ring. 370 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,686 It was incredibly Inconsiderate of me 371 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:51,924 To give you a ring that Was originally intended For another woman. 372 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,293 Thank you. 373 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,995 Harriette, 374 00:19:56,062 --> 00:20:00,667 You are the most Important woman In the world to me... 375 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:05,938 And you deserve A ring that's yours And...Yours alone. 376 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,974 May I have your hand, Please? 377 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,026 Oh, carl, 378 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,562 It's beautiful. 379 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,866 And the diamond Sparkles even more Than the old one. 380 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,468 Read the inscription. 381 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,741 "My true love Harriette." 382 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,445 Thank you, carl. 383 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,421 Harriette winslow... 384 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:02,295 I have loved you Since the very first Moment I saw you. 385 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,297 Would you stay Married to me? 386 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,367 Oh, yes, carl. 387 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,136 Forever. 388 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,372 Oh, I love you. 389 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,851 Announcer: Laura lee winslow, 390 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:29,389 Arrested january 30, 1998, For petty theft, 391 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,758 Subsequently released For lack of evidence 392 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,060 And then re-arrested 90 minutes later 393 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,928 For assaulting this woman... 394 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,567 Myra boutros boutros Monkhouse, 395 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,736 Aka snuggle buns, Cheese-knees, 396 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,804 And sugar lips. 397 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:51,277 A search of her home Revealed illegal Surveillance equipment 398 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,846 And led to charges Of stalking this man... 399 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,183 Steven q. Urkel, 400 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,452 Who did absolutely Nothing wrong 401 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,954 But just wanted to have His picture taken.